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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

More pixels, less blur, and does not have the author's credit cropped out by some scumbag

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dam! This was exactly what I thought of as well! I just binged it over the last month and finished exactly when the show just did last week. This was definitely one of the better jokes that I remember. They leave it out, but due to his last line before granting the wish all he can think about is Guillermo and he is not happy after.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My wife and I tried to time our rewatch with the finale, but we were off a day (after airing).

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The funny thing was, i actually finished a week before the last episode. I watched episode 10, and since all the seasons were 10 episodes, I thought that was the finale. Once I saw the 11th drop, I was excited until I also realized it was actually ending. I had no idea it was the end.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

A jenie will always twist a wish. I think the wiser was quite lucky this was a result and they didn't end up like that freaky cock sup from the boys.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

And for my next trick a room full of cats...

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

looking at a footlong hotdog I'll take it

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Go win cockfighting. Not a cockfight, the “sport” overall. Someone will be into it.

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I thought this was some clever pun and the guy wished for a cock hitler, cock nazi or whatever before I realized the geenie isn't doing a sieg heil.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago

Chronic Morbid tumescence