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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

I think people should make a distinction between "Christmas movie," and "movie that takes place on or around Christmas."

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

How bout nooo scott

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Who's got that meme with bugs bunny saying 'No'?

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

Thank you for your service

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

i think you better choose your next words carefully lest you find yourself on the wrong side of the war on christmas

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 5 hours ago

I'll take the side with Sylvester and Bruce on it in any war.

[–] onyxjet@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure the "there's snow, there's a Christmas tree, this is a Christmas movie!" is a joke though. I haven't ever done this joke myself. I guess still need to find what in Die Hard makes it a Christmas movie :) .

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

I think there are people who take it surprisingly seriously lol

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

it's Christmas eve, part of the premise is a dude returning home t family for Christmas, there's a Christmas miracle (that he survives at all), the villain is after material gain and is about to ruin Christmas, and John's wife's name is fucking Holly! What more do you want‽

[–] Pogbom@lemmy.world 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like that's a very gradual gradient. Is it only when Christmas is a fundamental part of the story?

For example your comment makes me think of the "Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie" people, but it would have been a completely different movie if not for the office Christmas party.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

It's integral to the plot of Die Hard.

[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The movie is First Blood, not Rambo. Rambo wasn’t in the title until the second movie.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 35 points 23 hours ago

Still Rambo. Same as Raiders of the Lost Ark being Indiana Jones 1. Or Batman Begins being part of the Dark Knight trilogy.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 74 points 1 day ago (3 children)

no but actually tho. the first one is about a veteran having an emotional breakdown when veterans frequently do: the winter holiday season

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah First Blood actually had a little bit to say, it wasn't just an action movie

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

i think there's a universe out there where Rocky and First Blood establish Stalone as being the contemplative action movie guy. both those movies had interesting things to say about grief, loss, disappointment, and carrying on with the traumas of what pursuit of the american dream actually mean

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I took First Blood as commentary on the poor treatment and mental health services provided to Viet Nam veterans. First Blood is an excellent film IMO.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

It's also about the social conflict between Vietnam and Korea veterans. Something largely forgotten today.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 points 20 hours ago

and you'd be right! it's honestly very thoughtful and contemplative

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

There’s a strong argument that he’s American film’s Norman Rockwell. Not perfect, but he helped shape the identity of a culture in a way that resonated.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Rocky stayed pretty true to that throughout the sequels. The speech he gives his son in Rocky V is outstanding.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

They drew first blood, not him! He didn't have a breakdown until after he was repeatedly harassed.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago

I recall he was looking for an army buddy that had died. From hopes of the holidays with a friend, so harassment from police.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Rambo first Christmas
Rambo first Christmas part II
Rambo Christmas III
Rambo Christmas
Rambo last Christmas

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Rambo gave you my heart
Rambo gave it away

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So is The Road because there's snow around the twenty minute mark

[–] Balrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So Stallone made two Christmas movies. This one and Cobra.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

wasn't there snow in Demolition Man? or does ice not count?

OH! Cliffhanger!