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[–] Ginja@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely my reaction lol try 2001

[–] hightrix@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Hell, we were on Napster in 99.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Dling metallica…

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah I think I was using Morpheus then Kazaa…2000/2001?

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 hours ago

Bootlegs in the 80s

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

These fucking dumbass kids. Whyyyyy won't they just open up a book-shaped website and read the actual history?

Of course I say that in a country that literally forgot what happened just four years ago so...nvmd, back to "human race deserves itself" mode.

[–] CAVOK@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Gentle reminder that i2p exists where torrents can be downloaded anonymously.

https://lemmy.world/c/i2p

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I2p is great , definitely the future

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah except nobody fucking lets you join lol

[–] CAVOK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Join i2p? What do you mean?

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 hour ago

Private torrents is what I was talking about. Starting to wonder if I responded to the wrong comment need to review the thread now lol

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 0 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

so right, I can't believe how right you are

[–] figjam@midwest.social 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

First rule of usenet. Dont talk about usenet

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Good point, fixed

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Dude private torrent groups on Usenet are shutting their doors to outsiders everywhere and building motes lmao where have you been. If you don’t know someone really well it’s almost impossible to join one. The two I’m in say no to newbies constantly.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe -5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Your ignorance would be adorable if you expressed any interest in learning. As it stands, just sad.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Could you try explaining your experience instead of being an insufferable, patronizing ass? Or is that too much to ask?

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world -3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

You can’t be serious

[–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 53 points 23 hours ago

Kinda inverts inverted the causality of Netflix starting their own production and other companies pulling their licences. Netflix started their own production to survive the licences getting pulled, which was inevitable as soon as Netflix looked profitable.

They didn't get greedy, they probably started out greedy, ran a good service to grab market share, then had to make moves to defend against the predictable greed of the incumbents.

It's greedy turtles all the way down

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anon: 2007
The music industry ca. 1981: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Taping_Is_Killing_Music

[–] Lennny@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

So we left side b blank so you can help!

[–] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also the book piracy that existed in universities through photocopying and sharing pages.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

This is making a comeback with scanning.

Amazon was the place to buy manuals(art,hobby, do it yourself etc.). Now authors have pulled their books from print and expecting people to sign a subscription on patreon. Now there are sharks overpricing any remaining physical print second hand by 2000%.

pirates have scanned these books and selling access to uploaded jpgs for a fraction of what the manual would have cost had it just stayed in print.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2007 ? Everybody around me was pirating every single piece of media in 2000 and we were late to the party

[–] bilb@lem.monster 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Napster was a household name and made mp3 piracy mainstream in 1999!

[–] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The golden days of the net 🥲

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

People were pirating games over bbs in the 80s. I have a shoebox of 5.25" floppies for the commodore 64 with hand written labels.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Take that 3.5 floppy you got in the mail and break the tab so that you could read / write.

Doom and Wolf3d for my buddies. Rise of the Triad.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago (14 children)

I really wish I was a consultant for these fucking jokers.

Back when Disney+ was just "Rumor has it Disney wants to launch their own Netflix-like streaming service.", I called this shit. I said "Well that's just going to cause this whole thing to fall apart, no one's going to juggle 50 different streaming services just to be able to find something to watch."

And I was fucking right.

The only ethical streaming service is Tubi as it doesn't charge relying on ads alone, and it's a neat little bonus that Tubi has actively aided in the restoration of lost media.

If it aint on Tubi, then I'm going to yo-ho-ho with a bottle of fuck you.

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[–] nul42@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (9 children)

2007? I remember watching a DivX of The Matrix back in 99. Prior to that I remember watching south park episodes in the RealPlayer.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

I watched Key The Metal Idol in 56 kbps. Downloaded, of course, because trying to stream using RealPlayer never fucking worked. I'm pretty sure I could fire up a server and client over my home network, to-day, and it'd still pause with "Buffering..." twice per minute.

Anyway, I'm discussing video on Game Boy in another thread, and dial-up quality video was still ridiculous.

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