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Oh hey, it's my childhood

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago

Here's my naive and privileged ass thinking they broke the news about Santa Claus to prevent having to do Christmas twice.

Sorry to everyone who had to endure their parents divorce. ♥️

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This hits the feels. I was 15 when my parents divorced. I was crushed. My younger sister however, was giddy. Not because she thought the divorce was cool, but because her best friend told her that after her parents divorced, she got 2 really amazing christmases with expensive gifts that tried to outshine the other parent. Oh, but not us… we were poor. Reality hit next year for her, when my mom couldn’t afford food, let alone gifts.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 16 hours ago

I was 22. It just went on for 5 years. They're both better generally happier now, but christ that was rough.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 16 points 23 hours ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

Hmm that credit is kinda clashy huh, wonder if he’s redone it

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh man.... as a child of divorce I should feel bad about how hard I laughed at that.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

as a child of not divorce but it was normal for parents to be so cold to each other and towards their children, I was confused until your comment.

when I realized I had a good laugh, then realized how fucked I am by not realizing it sooner.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait until she's married and her spouse's parents are divorced too and now she has 5 or 6 Christmases to go to and she's completely burned out on the holiday she once loved.

[–] SuspiciousUser@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That was me. Leave the house at 8 AM, get home after midnight, every place pressuring you to eat a full large meal and why you gotta leave soooo early.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not do the visits over a few days like we do?

[–] SuspiciousUser@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People died and I also got divorced

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Man, childhood sure has changed. Married at 6, devorced by 11, alcoholic by 13, mid-life crisis by 17.

sniffle

They grow up so fast.

[–] Sassington@feddit.uk 2 points 19 hours ago

Are you the Vicar of Dibley? https://youtu.be/2aq3DNSF-jc

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ricky, your marriage was a hollow shell. It was a cruel charade.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know what this is referring to but I felt that deep inside my chest

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh jeez. It's been so long since I've seen that thank you.

But 4real tho my marriage was a hollow shell and a cruel charade

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Damn dude good you’re out(?) (or no I should go with FIRM exclamation marks, !!)

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I moved out a while ago, the divorce is taking forever.

Man my mental and physical health hasn't been better.

She was hot, but goddamn, hot ain't worth what I went through.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Aww mann…

Hope that turns around dude!

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It will. I've lost ~70 lbs since moving out.

I got a promotion, got some recognition at work. House prices are stupid so I'm going to keep renting until living anywhere doesn't make sense.

I'm thinking about leasing a BMW gran coupé.

My hair has been thinning into a crown for a while, so I'm considering just going bald and owning it. Look more confident at least, if not youthful.

Regardless how it all plays out, I'm better now. Won't look back.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

All right!!

You familiar with that car? Comes to mind in a big city someone might have the exact trim you’re interested in on Turo (“Airbnb for cars”). Lease sounds like the move - who wants to deal with maintenance on those things, please no!

Head shave… can’t be worse than the crown so why not try?!

💪

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I gotta say, this shit was real tite as a kid. Now I have to drive.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Architect buddy of mine, very smart man both in IQ and EQ, handled this extraordinarily well with his young children.

"Now you have TWO families that love you very much. Just because mommy and I don't live together, that doesn't change anything about our love and ability to care for you. You will safe and loved no matter what."

Picking my kids up on the 26th. Ugh. 15-hour round trip, and again in a week. Worth it.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Glad it's a better situation than my experience

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I just didn’t see my father anymore haha.

My step dad was great though. He was a batshit crazy and dumb hillbilly, but he loved us. My father disappeared after he and my mother divorced. My step dad was there after he and my mom divorced, until he died a few years ago. That man had troubles and more troubles, but he would have dropped anything to help me out to the best of his ability.

In defense of my father, my mom didn’t make it easy. At all. I don’t blame any of them though. They did the best they could with what they were equipped with.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Is Santa the monkeys paw?

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 111 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mom and dad is having a divorce so she will celebrate Christmas twice (ince with mum and once with dad)

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mom said it's all your fault too because you were a mistake and they don't love you anymore, I heard them fighting over who had to take you, dad said he would do it if he got the house and mom screamed "I would rather be homeless than have to keep her in my house."

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im pawing my monkey right now

[–] AnExerciseInFalling@programming.dev 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The parents are getting a divorce, meaning the kid will celebrate Christmas twice, once with each parent

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That's us this year.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Santa Monkey Pawed her, he technically granted her wish, she's getting 2 Christmases....via making her parents divorce

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me too until reading the replies, I thought it was about Christmas being on different dates for Western (Protestant + Catholic) and Eastern Orthodox Christians.

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago

I was thinking she was only going to live long enough to see two Christmases...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 30 points 1 day ago

At least after solstice, it will start to get lighter now? 😄

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

She has bone cancer and will die in a little over one year.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Damn boneitis

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of this scene from the Good Boys movie.

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Monkey paw?

[–] elltee@lemmy.one 2 points 1 day ago

Me too, fren. Me too.