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[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's 3.5 grams in the photo.

Where Did the rest go, officer?

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 12 hours ago

They weighed the blunt with the paper on

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago

This pig fucking sucks.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This just makes me sad. I literally grow more than that in a single day, and I don't need any employees to help me.

Meanwhile I'm on track to completely hand my operation over to a specific person that can use it to retire themselves, and hand it on, and retire in the next two years, provided Trump doesn't entirely fuck up legal marijuana.

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

He can't, it's literally states rights. Don't do any interstate commerce with it and pay tax on your earnings.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thank you for the giant red circle. Had it not been for the giant red circle, I might not have noticed the large chunk of text at the bottom-center situated squarely in one of three large, visually distinct regions of the image.

[–] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Definate deal maker!

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 90 points 1 day ago (2 children)

7 grams is pretty generous for this amount too. This is like 2-3 at best

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they weighed it with the jar

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 day ago

Or before they took their cut.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Probably about a gram in the joint/blunt and there is a fair amount in the jar on the left. I'd bet its about 3-4 grams just in the jar on the left. They also probably included the full weight of the roll with filter, not just the herb.

2-3 grams is defintely selling it short. We also have no idea how dense the buds are. Tightly packed buds can be surprisingly heavier than loose buds.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

I’ve had some insanely dense nugs. I’ve also had some incredibly heavy dense kratom.

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The sad thing is that enforcing the right traffic laws at the right times could actually encourage people to drive more safely. When cars cut off bicyclists or drive through crosswalks when pedestrians are trying to cross, or egregiously run red lights, those are times that might matter.

And it's not like we don't know where the dangerous locations are. Each county or state has an office that analyzes the traffic crash data, and it's easy to see where the accidents are happening. All you have to do is patrol there to find out if it's happening because of bad urban planning or because people are breaking the law.

But no, fuck road safety. It's just pretextual so you can jack someone's dope.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

In my country the police had huge issues with the legalization. When scientists analyzed their points, it came apparent that police officers do not like the policing work very much. They focused mostly on drug related crimes and specifically the bottom end. That enabled them to boast about their effectivity in such a crime riddled word.

It's easier to bully a stoner into a confession. That way you detect a crime AND solve it. That's one more point in their book.

The police is simply there for the everyday terror each citizen has to feel to be productive. I don't mind them, it's the system we all agreed on. But I don't have to like them one bit.

[–] cccc0@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the helpful red circle. Otherwise I wouldn't notice the comment

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

Thank God, if not for the work of this brave hero we would have someone... Eating stale doritos at their house while watching a subpar comedy...

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 26 points 1 day ago

Look at him being all serious about this important accomlishment. How validated he must feel

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

That was someone's personal stash. They shouldn't even bother with that.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

What a hero! Praze the lord we're winning the War On Drugs™️!

Exhibit Nth in a dumptruck full of evidence for why these creatures are perceived as mindless cogs in a mindlessly medieval machinery that does nothing useful.

Exhibit Nth in the case for why the police force are a decayed perversion of what they originally promised to set out to do, infected by decades of politics of willful ignorance and inflexible dumb intolerance.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

the police force are a decayed perversion of what they originally promised to set out to do

Catch runaway slaves?

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Break strikes?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They probably "destroy" the marijuana (wink wink). But what do the cops do with the Mason jars?

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ask the staff in the emergency department who deal with the aftermath.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You don't want to know. Those poor little ponies...

[–] Upperhand@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus, I've seen bigger joints...

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I can't remember the last time I had less weed than that.

"suspected marijuana"?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

America's "protectors" hard at work

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’re not obligated to protect, that’s for sure.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Protect...property

Serve...the rich

If it is gonna happen, at least they got rolled when they were running out!

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seven

Grams in a blunt

Almost drowned in her pussy

So I swam to her butt

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Well don't encourage him!