I have stickers from 1999 waiting to be stuck on something appropriate

When I come across a sticker I really like, like a band at a show or something, I usually buy 2 so I can stick one somewhere without much thought and put the other in a drawer for these reasons

I just realized I don't have tattoos for the same reason I don't stick stickers.

Unless it's a sticker for a skateboard brand or punk band, in which case, straight on the nearest street sign.

I used to be like this but then started pre-deciding items that would be just plastered with stickers so I can just buy whatever cool stickers I want, knowing there's a place for them.

My water bottle and laptop for example are now covered in stickers

I recently found my Radiohead Kid A stickers that have been waiting for the perfect placement since 2001.

The trick is to cut out the sticker (with the film underneath) and use paste gum to just place it where you want it. You can then remove it and stick it somewhere else whenever you want.

Depends on the time I get it and the kind of sticker.

Is it anything remotely tech related? Goes on a laptop. Else: drawer for an undefined amount of time.

If I go out of my way to buy one, I already know where it's going.

I have almost nothing i put stickers on, so i keep them in a drawer. When i get a new laptop or something appropriate, i pick a few out and stick them on.

My fridge is covered in pride stickers. Any time I get something that's gay or has rainbows, it immediately goes on the fridge

All my brewey stickers from 5 years ago are still looking for a home...

The secret is to just have a sticker area and then cover it in shit

That’s why the one wall in my little office nook is covered in anime characters and such

Meanwhile, my toddler will immediately place a sticker on literally the first thing they see. 🫠

Either a coffee mug or laptop is the answer

"wow that's a cool looking sticker. But I dont know where I would put it, guess I won't buy it"

Perhaps the real right place for the sticker was the drawer all along?

This is so relatable, I've carried my bag of stickers while moving houses three times by now.

I always knew I wasn't like the others

Make your collection communal at work. It's better than a candy bowl and just as much fun.

I had a big collection until I got a large toolbox in my garage. They're all stuck on it now and when I get new ones they instantly go there also.

Uh oh! I have a few hundred brewery stickers that I've put up. Some are even duplicates between my home glass display and my work locker.

Am I a double psychopath?

*15 years

I love that my kids actually do not do that and stick stuff anywhere they can. With age they understand some surfaces are off limits so as to not damage them, but my windows and light switches never stood a chance...

My niece, the psychopath.

Everyone is missing the option where you put them in a box and take it around and trade them

I have a sticker I want to make into a Christmas ornament. It's an image of santa on the toilet. It's been in the drawer for, uh, how long have I been married? A while.

* three decades

One of my go to pieces of life advice for people is to just put stickers on things