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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's why you need post it on your stuff.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 24 minutes ago

All fun and games until the mimic pretends to be a post-it note

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I've often thought it'd be fun to let a party have a tame mimic as a pet. Not helpful in battle unfortunately, unless one of your opponents decides to take a looting break.

[–] IndeterminateName@beehaw.org 5 points 5 hours ago

My party do have a pet mimic. He's called Philip and is mostly there for comic relief although he has been known to help with puzzles and things occasionally

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

Thrown weapon mimic, like a javelin. Enemy picks it up to throw back and bam, surprise bite!!!

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 7 points 11 hours ago

Cover your phb in spray adhesive and leave it sitting on the table. As soon as someone touches it, shout "ROLL INITIATIVE!"

Actually, apply this to other random objects at the game table. A bag of chips, 1 can of soda in the fridge, every 3rd pencil, whatever.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 16 hours ago

Teleportation mimic will teleport you. To its stomach.

Breastplate mimic just wants to sink its mouth on your breasts.

Saddle mimic wants to lick your lowers parts.

No comment on outhouse mimic. We don't talk about it.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 70 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 53 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Now I want Konsi christmas cookies!

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

A long time ago I did spend a few months experimenting with ratios to make my own cookie recipe, it makes really good chocolate chip cookies. Not very christmassy though.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 53 minutes ago

OP delivers!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago

sprinkle something green and red and it becomes crissmass-y

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 14 hours ago

Not my menstrual cup!

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 30 points 20 hours ago

Play Shattered Pixel Dungeon. You can get special mimics that can disguise as literally everything. A door, strength potion, the way to the next level, basically anything that looks useful. And of course they only appear as soon as you've forgotten to check for them.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 17 hours ago

I've always been a fan of mimics being ladders or bridges.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

And then we have Starfinder where a mimic can disguise itself as an entire planet!

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

One D&D podcast I listen to had one be a house in Sigil. After they had dealt with the plot to use it for magic or something some of the party ended up feeding it animals much to the chagrin of the rest of the party but did save some other creatures living in the area from getting eaten.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 1 points 2 hours ago

I do not know what drag is asking could drag explain more please?