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[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

"You misunderstand officer, I'm Matt Gaetz"

"Carry on there."

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There is a Scandinavian country that pays for a prostitute for people with certain conditions as part of a quality of life thing.

So depends on where, it could be...

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where exactly and how does my friend qualify?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

first your friend needs to register with the prostitutes' union and get the certificate

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

You mean a sex surrogate?

EDIT: I can’t seem to find it. I learned about sex surrogacy from an episode of Love and Radio (I can’t remember if it is stylized). The whole episode was an interview with a woman who worked professionally as a surrogate. They dealt with sex therapy as well as helping persons who might have physical disabilities that prevented them from experiencing sex.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

It’s my emotional support hooker.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

It's been a long time since I read the article. So maybe?

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 4 points 2 days ago

What country?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Mental health is medicine. Now please leave my therapy lesson.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"We're Filming!" points to the dashcam with cabin-facing view

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

points to the cop dashcam

Once again ACAB

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Sexy nurse roleplay = medicinal

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You don't understand, she's my emotional support hooker

I have a doctors note!

But she’s studying medicine, so yeah, medicinal.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 days ago

A gender switched Herman Göring might fuck on prescription.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Still is, bully