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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What kind of absurd image do the cops think they're projecting here? "Look. We're the badasses who hunted down the nation's #1 fugitive "

Uhh, no. You had no idea where Luigi was and it took a freaking McDonald's employee to tell you that he wasn't even in the state, anymore.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

That's the funniest part. They think they look cool.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

It's probably their masters telling them to look strong. The same masters who were shocked, and who are out of touch. They aren't showing us what we don't already know because they live like emperors.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

That's the terrible secret. It's not that the big guy doesn't care about the little guy. It's that they have their own agenda and our only purpose is to be sacrificed to that agenda.

Roof was rewarded because he did what the state wanted, if they could have gotten away with it they'd let him off like they did Zimmerman and Rittenhouse.

[–] HootinNHollerin@quokk.au 139 points 1 week ago (12 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Well so far I've gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure the FBI really appreciated that hot tip.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I am a super big threat to the security of CEOs.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I'm jealous

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago

well it IS called the fediverse

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (7 children)

you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago
[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

You guys think there's an element of everyone wanting to be in the picture? As in it only takes one cop to walk him from A to B, but he's famous and this is a huge important case so they all come with just because you want to be close to important things

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Pigs will get six hours of overtime pay for this ten minute perp walk. Anyone depraved enough to be a cop would jump at the chance to steal more money from the citizens.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 10 points 6 days ago

For sure. Look at the guy behind him with full tactical gear, sunglasses and headset.

It's a fucking costume party.

Maybe the theme was "Tactical" in Roblox Dress to Impress. Got the poses right and everything. He ate. So slay.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

"I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it." - Arlo Guthrie, Alice's Restaurant Massacree

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[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They need that many because even cops hated that CEO and the quantity here is to ensure they don't just let Luigi go.

[–] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Because if there's one thing US police are known for, it's accountability

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