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[–] HootinNHollerin@quokk.au 139 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 104 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Well so far I've gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I'm jealous

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 43 points 6 days ago

well it IS called the fediverse

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I'm getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I'm on the list for sure

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they'll come around and investigate you and then you've made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.

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[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (18 children)

I already have a relationship with the FBI because I give them information on Nazis. We get along well. They won't care.

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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 24 points 6 days ago

Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure the FBI really appreciated that hot tip.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I am a super big threat to the security of CEOs.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (7 children)

I already talk to the FBI and give them inside information about Nazis.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What makes you think they haven't?

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Now im wondering which is more likely a honey pot, ml or hexbear?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I’m thinking it’s .world, which is why it’s my main instance. Now .world has all of my info, I can rat out the rest of you scoundrels and neerdowells while maintaining plausible deniability.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Considering .ml was the first Lemmy instance, for it to be a honeypot the entire Lemmy network would have to be, it's just a bunch of tankies

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

It doesn't need to be a big instance. It just needs to link with them. In fact it's better if it never shows up in posts or comments at all. Just send those tendrils out to every instance they know of and let their data tools filter through it all.

[–] HootinNHollerin@quokk.au 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Maybe they already have

They like to focus effort and money on anything but the real people causing harm. School shootings are a near daily occurrence in the US…

Trump still isn’t in prison and his degenerate crew already embraced declaring themselves domestic terrorists, as their banner stated, and he’s now going to be president….

So if any fbi are, maybe think about that; what you are serving and what they really think about you

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Crosspost and federate, they cant censor us across the Fediverse.

The F in Fediverse stands for #Freedom!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Edi stands for Edison and verse stand for Universe

A Universe of Lightbulbs 💡🌌

🙃