this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] muaveri@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I confess, I have sinned, I was tempted by my incredulity & oh boy ...

[–] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Oh ffs this is real.

[–] IverCoder@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

What if they just sucked off each other and the one who ejaculates the most amount of semen to the other's mouth wins.

I would do everything to be able to join that contest. For scientifically experimenting with their fluids of course. Not anything gay. 🤨

[–] SmashTheState@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

what the heck.

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[–] 2319@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

He could've at least been creative with it and called him Cuckerberg

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does he look like he has a cheap RuneScape NPC Armor?

[–] justcoding_de@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Looks like the AntMan suit to me…

[–] lemmyshmemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is there any way to filter out keywords on Lemmy? I'm sick of hearing about these assholes. It's what they want.

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[–] zomtecos@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, I’m looking forward to the fight. 🍿

It'll either be one of the greatest moments in human history and an absolute bloodbath, or a complete let down where one of them gets knocked out immediately

[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Put up or shut up, Phony Stark.

[–] mtpunkty@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

Elon is a bitch.

[–] akai@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

kinda makes me feel just a bit better knowing that he pissed away all that money on twatter.

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

Guess it takes one to know one

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to open Twitter now to report it… if we all report it, we’ll, nothing will happen but it’s be a data point at least. I guess I’ll just move on.

[–] _cerpin_taxt_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Too late. Deleted Twitter finally last week. Too many Nazis.

[–] Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Let them fight

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Clearly, musk is feeling the fabric of Twitter winding

[–] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

PRAISE BE Elron Dusk, KING of the Night-Elves!!

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