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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can confirm, I'll eat that. But what's up with the messed up cutting angles? Like, so much attention to symmetry for the ingredients, but when cutting it they said fuckit?..

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The person who cut the pizza must have been a different person from the one who put the ingredients.

[–] sloppysol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Onyxonblack@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm just upset those patties don't have a little char on them

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

They're cooked rare, they're supposed to be like that.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Fidget pizzer

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I tried making a cheeseburgurrito once. Only once I started assembling it did I realize it was just meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion. Basically a normal burrito. 🤦‍♂️

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ketchup and Mustard, tho? And Mayonaise and Dill Pickle slices.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where do they serve it? So I can make sure I never go there. Like, I know it's in Sweden, but they have so many pizza & burger places. Which one?

Looks like a pita to eat

[–] josefo@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Argentina we call Hamburpizza to something that is basically a grounded meat disc, that's the diameter of a pizza, and the buns are two pizzas, usual burger fillings apply. Of course we cut it in triangles. It's not that good, but it's not the piece of crap the pic has.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"it's not that good" lmfao, that's perfect

They had the ingredients to make two good pizzas with ground beef and maybe bacon and onion topping, and instead they put it together and made it worse.

When the Nazis escaped to Argentina, they brought their crimes against humanity.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Proof that you can take two good things and combine them to make a disaster.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Id have to try it first. Looks pretty bad but i bet it tastes good!

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's the 'i grabbed three whopper patties out of the waste bin at work' frozen cheese pizza special, with a bonus of a few tomato scraps and pickle slices.

Lol just chunk up the patties and you can very easily spread them over a pizza though.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I would eat that.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Fill the area around the patties with chicken n ranch.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Just spreading the ground beef around rather than keep it in the form of meat patties would've yielded something more pizza-like whilst using the exact same ingredients (though it would probably still be an excessive amount for a non-cheese topping).

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Hamburger patties in cheese sauce on pizza dough? I would eat the fuck out of this

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ugh, that’s disgusting. A pizza without sauce?

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

there's sauce, it's a cheese sauce

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: The sauce is ranch dressing. I've had a pizza like that before, it was absolutely awesome!

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

a pizza without tomato sauce iirc in italian terms is a pizza bianca.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Armenians actually have something like this and it's delicious

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Americans have something like this and it is too.

What's pictured is the last whisper of a fuck to give leaving someone's body.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Honestly, pineapple would be ideal for this. Plus, it looks dry so it'd help with that too.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com -4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pewpew doesn't have to justify a personal preference, as its validity doesn’t depend on external proof. do you feel like you need to explain all of your preferences to people? then pewpew doesn't either. :)

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was joking. They made an unprovable statement, and I hoped they might try anyway. They didn't state it as a preference, they stated it as a fact, which I don't believe it is. I don't ask others to justify their preferences, but I guess you'd like me to justify my jokes. :) Fair enough, I guess. They're lousy jokes.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 0 points 1 week ago

did you hear about the lemmy user that lost his left side? he's all right

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Still better than Hawaiian