this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 134 points 2 weeks ago

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 87 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] rdri@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Reverse image search

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] yuri@pawb.social 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Actually, some instances (like .ml) censor swearing.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Those instances are fuckin' stupid.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tankies dont like free speech, so that tracks.

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

This In Here

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

for play? for get play.

[–] bradd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what the said, am come where?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone call the bondulance

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

yasss bitch! truer words have never been assembled poorly!

See come want, see want come!

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

am come where

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

To come where it said, what

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

What

The

Said

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

GET HELP

HELP ME

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