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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 148 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

With his fragile ego, I’d spend the entire time asking if he could smell that awful smell. I’d ask him to check the bottoms of his shoes, drawing more and more attention and increasing his discomfort, all the while pretending that I’ve never heard of Elon Musk.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Putting this tactic in my back pocket for uncomfortable social interactions.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one with them.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one of them.

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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 80 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd like to think that I'd find a quick easy way to Luigi him but I know I'd just stare and look around for his security and be questioning my life choices that I was in the same room.

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 61 points 1 week ago (47 children)

Why the fuck are you spending so much money getting to a dead planet when you could be spending money to save a living one?

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There’s no magnetic field. What’s his long term plan there?

My guess is it’s a billionaire “I wanna” thing and it goes no further than that.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don't recognize him and he gives me his name I say "hmmm, never heard of you."

Watch is ego implode.

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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’d slap him. I don’t fucking care, I’m dying from societal neglect and welfare failings and like literally 0.00001% of his wealth could fix all my problems, you have to be inherently selfish to hoard all that wealth (not to mention be inherently evil to get it in the first place).

(this is a joke, I wouldn’t put it past Musk for suing for verbal assault or something)

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 20 points 1 week ago

fuck being sued this country needs a story like that in the news

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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

"how bad is the kompromat on you? Were they teenagers or like much younger?"

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

"What happened to your concern about climate change?"

Followed by

"You've completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet. And for what? A slight to your ego because Biden gave you the cold shoulder once? You are a huge thin-skinned bitch and will be remembered as one"

[–] funkforager@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

Shortest answer is always money. The richest man got much richer and plans to get richer yet after this.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/economy/elon-musk-put-277-million-into-the-election-he-s-200-billion-richer-this-year/ar-AA1vTrEZ

Elon Musk’s net worth has climbed by more than $200 billion in 2024, a massive increase in the same year that the world’s richest person spent at least $277 million backing Donald Trump and other Republican candidates. 

The bulk of the increase, more than $170 billion, has come since Election Day.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You've completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet.

He's going to make millions and get disproportionate power in government that he never would have gotten otherwise.

[–] Person264@lemmings.world 16 points 1 week ago
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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pretend not to know who he is

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] LordPassionFruit@lemm.ee 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If my reaction the first time I saw a cybertruck IRL is any indication, I'd scream.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Mine was point and laugh, but I would react the same if seeing him IRL.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just prerend you dont know him, and just refer to him as this "new older intern"

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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago

Do you follow this Elon guy on Twitter? He says the stupidest shit.

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Hey, does this rag smell like ~~chloroform~~ neurotoxin to you?"

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

"It's obvious you're just mad that your daughter is trans and that Grimes left you, everyone can tell"

[–] syaochan@feddit.it 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"How's the catgirls thing going?"

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your face looks weird. Have you had surgery?

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[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Who did your hairplugs? I'd probably get my money back.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

I'd just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I'd be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Show him this picture and just ask "Why?".

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[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 15 points 1 week ago

I would literally pretend I had absolutely no clue who he was or any familiarity with any of his "achievements" or why they're "important". It would be pretty funny to see him try to respond to that.

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Oh, I know you ! you're that Ironman guy who can't build himself a flying armor ?"

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like, you're the guy dancing on stage with that orange pedo

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Elon is friends with Gillaines Maxwell, himself

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What's a stab wound feel like?

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?

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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Does this rag smell like bromine to you?

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell him about trains without saying trains and hope for the best

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 1 week ago

Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Remember when most people who had heard of you liked you? Wouldn’t a genius be able to keep that good image?

[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Can I have a dollar?"

If he says yes, and give me a dollar, I'd wait for him to put his wallet away and then ask,

"Can I have another dollar?"

And then do this on repeat until he stops.

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[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lean over and whisper in his ear, "everyone hates you."

Something that would just..utterly fuck his brain for a while. If there was something that would motivate him into an Ebenezer scrooge character arc, I'd be so down.

If I had stealth techniques available to me, i would consider it.

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

"How was it servicing trump?"

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only question I'd have for someone like him is.

"Do you think even the worst person can change...? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?" And then I'd try my hand at fighting him after I got through the Sans Undertale speech.

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