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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A little tight across the chest!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could have invented a new sort of torture. A barely tolerably tight mithril chain shirt and a line of children begging for hugs. Skin splitting through the mesh, gutteral cries of “hoohoohoo” spilling from behind the gag, a smattering of red painted across the subject’s arms and legs, hushed bargaining and promises as the children approach and sit upon their lap. The tradition would later come to be known as Christmas on middle earth.

What the f*ck did I just read?

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Could have started the latest mithril crop top fashion.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whenever I need to buy new pants I have a similar problem

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How high-waisted are your pants if they are tight across the chest?

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

They're not tight...across my chest