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TIL I'm corn because I'm full of shit

But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.

I compulsively chew at least 11 times in a vain attempt to diminish my obesity. My lack of a sizable beer gut(versus most of my peers) shows promise, nevermind that I basically don't drink, but I assure you, the corn does not care.

Disclaimer, I have dysphagia, so this isn't meant to be the average person's experience, but... I was eating when I read this and counted how many times I chewed when I took a bite until I felt comfortable swallowing and it was 47. You're telling me normal people can chew as low as 2 times? Astounding.

This is the most alarming experience. Especially in the middle of winter when fewer things have corn readily included

Do they come out as grapes

I don't particularly care for raisins but I might have to go get some to satisfy my curiosity.

This censorship is so weak that I honestly think it's parody at this point.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/29385078

Edit: Also just so you know, your downvotes on 196 are just a shout into the void, considering blahaj has them disabled <3

It has like 2 pixels of white on the u, I had to scroll back up to know what you were talking about.

The outside of the kernel is very fibrous, so when chewing it's less about breaking down the outside and more like popping the insides out of its skin. We need all kinds of fiber in our diets, so the outside of the corn kernels passing through is just fine.

What happens if you eat corn? Can you eat tortilla chips?