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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When they started singing about what I hated and fucking with the dishes I’d have lost it and showed them how Bilbo Baggins hates.

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates—
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

He would not have won that fight.

But the group's introductions would get a lot shorter.