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cross-posted from: https://ponder.cat/post/952397

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So they just rent the ones over 6?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nah, just adapt the little free library idea. Little neighborhood kiosks where people can share their dildos freely.

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[–] evergreen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's to allow one for each day of the week except for Sunday, as Sunday is The Lord's Day.

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm interested in seeing a judicial decision on whether a double ended dildo counts as one dildo or two dildos.

If you create a religion with a dildo being recognized by your dogma as official iconography, could you unlock "unlimited dildos" based upon religious freedom exceptions?

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Bonus points if the religion is a sect of christanity.

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What if they're dildo shaped guns? Would Texas ever dare to ban those?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me, who lived in Texas for 22 years.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Does this mean that independent sex shops will thrive in texas? It could be a good thing for small business.

[–] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

These people CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Will there be an official Office of Dildo Inspections? With Dildo Inspectors making rounds, carefully checking every household for staying within their allotted number of items? Will the billboards aside the vast highways advertise the government hotline for anonymous reporting of infractions?

And if not, well, they're clearly cowards. If you're going to pass a law like that, you have to go all the way!

Seriously though, I sometimes wonder how this period of time will be described in history books 50 years from now.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Walmart has sex toys?

I have never seen one in walmart in my entire life.

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