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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.

Link for the uninitiated - https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

I heard that motherfucker had like... 30 god-damned dicks.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So its now illegal to have more than 6 bananas in your home in Texas?

Sigh, this is gonna be an awkward call to mom..

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What if it was a dildo-gun?

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 15 points 2 weeks ago

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

You said "anal". Heh!

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don’t want to start WWIII but even I and my fifty buttplugs were surprised to hear that WALMART was selling sex toys.

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[–] NinjaBluesman 12 points 2 weeks ago

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

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[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..

[–] mennorobert@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Texas is weird.

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