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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

[–] OrlandoDoom@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He is a dildo after all