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Anon doesn't have an alibi (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 1 points 2 days ago

"they never said I played good games sir."

[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your post is an excuse to post a Gianni video (Columbo + Videogames)

https://youtu.be/NnDe2u5M7e8

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Classic 4chan was mostly joke plagiarism. Therefore, this post is 4chan neonoir

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I once listened to a true crime podcast, where the suspect claimed he was playing video games all afternoon. The police asked Sony to confirm, and they said he was indeed logged in to PSN, but was on the console's menu without playing a game. He simply left it on to create an alibi.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

Should have paid a 13 year old to watch your non existent cat and left it on the fortnight start screen...

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Just have an AI bot dick around on some game, boom, perfect alibi

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i got games on my phone

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

those aren't games they're money pits

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

just how i like it

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago

There’s just one thing bothering me, sir.

[–] Glasgow@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bought it for spiderman and have no regrets.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Spider-Man, God of War, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, etc...

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ohh come on, at least make an effort to spell "Stadia" correctly!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Anon ain't got no alibi? Does that mean they're U G L Y?

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anon was probably watching porn on the browser, wouldn't be surprising.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't worry, he was streaming

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh yeah. What's Spider-Man, God of War, Ratchet and Clank, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, Final Fantasy, etc...? I've never heard of any of those either

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Xbox has malware?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Xbox has....halo 1-reach lol. And they HAD some franchises they let rot. Sadly I'd say Microsoft is turning into Sega but software successful version

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait. So you agree with me? What does your initial reply mean? It's a picture of a bug on code?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

I'd say that given the current climate theres a greater than 0 chance that Microsoft can pull anything out of their asses with all of these new (to them) studios.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

What does Xbox have?

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -3 points 2 weeks ago

This is an interesting take, my understanding was that PlayStation has significantly more exclusive games than Xbox.