Thanks for the alt text. I don't need it or anything but I'm glad it exists and it was a great read.
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it's as much of a journey writing them as it is reading them. lol
Initial cybertruck concept
He probably commissioned it specifically to transform the appearance of his flabby-old-rich-guy torso into the very form of high-tech postapocalyptic hypermasculinity or some similar nonsense.
Perhaps he is an android!
This is what happens if a fat man tries to suck in his belly temporarily because he knows people are looking at him.
cybertuck
Looks like a normal old man body that we never see on TV anymore.
we only make fun of it because Musk is evil. if you're out there and your body sort of looks like this and you aren't Elon Musk, know that your body is valid and normal and hot! I went from skinny twink to dad bod over the course of the past few years, and I have no shame. Just do what you can to take care of your meat suit - as long as you're doing that, the shape doesn't matter.
if you’re out there and your body sort of looks like this and you aren’t Elon Musk, know that your body is valid and normal
Where I'm from we call this hypocrisy.
Absolutely.
Now that I think of it there must be someone out there with the same name - how do they cope?
I'd like to shed my meat suit. Never been a fan of having one, much less now that it's failing... 😞
Elon Musk: What if Lara Croft's boobs were a trapezoid?
I'd normally agree, but you realise body shaming elon only hurts ppl who happen to have a similar body type.
Any second Kuato is going to pop out, but instead of being a revolutionary from Mars, he'll be sporting a cute little red cap and spout meaningless tech bro jargon.
Absolute unit of a lad.
I thought the people on the left were against body shaming.