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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 88 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A libertarian is someone who knows the price of everything, the value of nothing, and the age of consent in every jurisdiction

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Libertarians are like house cats, they’re convinced of their fierce independence while dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.”

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

plenty of house cats survive just fine in the wild. its actually something of a problem. please leave house cats out of this.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My house cat once went and hid under the bed because he was approached by an inquisitive guinea pig. I don't think he's surviving in the wild.

To be fair, I've seen boars lay a person's hand open to the bone when she tried to break up a fight

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, its actually well known that some places actually ask you NOT to let your cat outside as they destroy local wildlife.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

me too, and confusion: ...the Librarians HAVE to be inside the schools...

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

See that's how they get away with it. Loopholes.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Actually lol'd myself into a coughing fit

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I thought libertarians valued individual liberty.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only individual liberties they are concerned with are their own, not those individual liberties of another person or people.

And the liberties they most want are the ability to take away those of the people they wish to exploit.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like fascist really.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Everything within the corporations, nothing outside the corporations, nothing against the corporations.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The key point is what liberties do they mean. And usually they mean the liberty to have sex with minor and/or effectively owning people.

[–] JWayn596@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm hardcore socialist, but I have some libertarian friends that just want to smoke weed, they have more in common with anarchists than Republicans.

I deeply hope that's not a core tenant of libertarianism, how abhorrent.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

It’s not usually, the most extreme forms of libertarianism is the complete remove of government control over individual people, which includes a lack of age of consent laws and attracts a certain crowd.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah in my experience there are two types of libertarian, some lean anarchist but are uncomfortable with socialism, others lean fascist but are uncomfortable with fascism. Then there are those who are edgy liberals who are uncomfortable with how necessary regulation is but I haven't seen many of them in a while

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sure, the same way conservatives value small government and fiscal responsibility.

There's definitely those who genuinely believe in those ideals, but they're few and far between.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

You just triggered so many cryptobros.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Shots fired!

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm only antistatist until the current state is destroyed.

Many flags adorn the war horse.