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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd like to think hard enough that it's a different sound guy every show

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I take back my thoughts about volunteering.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i couldn't even name or recognize one of her songs. but i'd do it, and put it on my résumé, too.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I bet you know some of her songs even if you can't identify them as hers. She's that inescapable.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know that one about play play play. Someone karaoked it last Halloween at a friend's party.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

And the haters hate hate hate?

And she's just gonna shake shake shake ?

If so you can thank Max Martin. You may not know his name but you've without a doubt you've heard a lot of his work.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 weeks ago

I’m sure somebody with this kink thinks it’s their time to shine

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

Depends how much she pays him and how much he simps her. Lots of people would pay to get punched anywhere by Taylor Swift.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Enough to hit the sound out of him

Having worked in entertainment, i gotta say a lot of the sound guys I've worked with low-key deserve a good sternum punch. Not all of them, but there's enough douchebags to make this a happy fantasy.

Obligatory industry joke: why does thunder come after lightning?

Because even God has to wait for the sound guy.

[–] Nonononoki@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wish that were me, I just want to feel alive again