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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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The previous owners just spotted their TV in the listing and are on their way back for it. That might be a deal-breaker for some.
I love how the TV is too high anyway, but as if to emphasize, the power cable doesn't reach the socket
I like how you can sit on the kitchen counter and do dishes on the opposite side of the kitchen... in either sink.
"Stanley enters the door on the left."
This screams "weird cult" to me. Why a fireplace in the basement? To kill the victims with carbon monoxide?
To be fair "weird cult" and/or "murder house" describes at least half the posts in this community.
Love the unrailinged "stage" that you can easily fall off of
I kind of like the quirky design, but it definitely needs some TLC. There are some nice flourishes, but the layout could be a deal breaker. It's hard to judge from the photos.
The person who sent it to me described it as "The Winchester Mansion on a budget."
The previous owners must have been very narrow people.
Just want to nudge that kitchen counter a teeeensy bit out
Stains in the 5th picture scream "murder scene."
That may be the longest kitchen counter I have ever seen
For an 1800s house (apparently) it is in remarkable good condition. Houses built prior to indoor plumbing tend to be wonky and rarely a clean or easy update to modern living standards.
All things considered the worst part of this house is being in Ohio.
You want to maintain your murder house so you don't get people in to do repairs and see the body parts hanging on meat hooks.
Did MC Escher have a hand in the architecture?
Maybe the architect was just drunk.
TV too high
TV too high
what is that walkway? how... what?
"That's a strange house", I thought, until I saw it.
"Ah, it's in Ohio. Makes sense."