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[–] intresteph 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back in the classroom, law enforcement reported finding marijuana in addition to sex toys, as well as a makeshift place to sleep and clothes, including women’s underwear.

Can we all agree that it’s a lot better than finding children’s underwear?

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it's either bought used underwear or he's wearing it himself beneath his clothes. Still not a good look all around. lol

[–] intresteph 2 points 1 month ago

I dunno, he might look good in them.

What probably happened is this dude can’t afford to rent an apartment with his salary. He had to crash at the school. So, he tossed some junk in a bag, the rest in a storage unit.

Since they didn’t say what the “sex toy” was, I’m gonna guess it was a fleshlight. And the panties might just be his thing. Tbf, If I told you what I’m into, he would look like an angel.

Dude probably was just changing, is obviously not the smartest guy, and freaked out about losing his job and becoming homeless on the street so he panicked and ran.

The cops probably made up the punching to hold it over him later if he didn’t cooperate.

The crime is that he couldn’t afford basic necessities.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

The headline makes it sound a lot worse than it probably is. It sounds like this guy was simply living in the school. That's basically it. I'm kinda surprised this happen more often given the salary of most school teachers.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] finderscult@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

No just the US, other countries aren't stupid enough to make school teachers homeless and then sick armed gunmen in them.

[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit I went to the wrong school.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 5 points 1 month ago

Let him dream

[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Any port in a storm my friend

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

looks like a reddit mod.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What class was that?