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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Programming socks make it all better.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

what if you dont shave and wear programming socks that are way too thin for your legs?

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 13 points 3 weeks ago

Whatever makes the tests pass

Furries don't shave and they look mighty fine in programming socks

[–] FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would say get bigger ones that fit your legs, and either wax, shave, or deal with hairy legs. It's worth it to have your code compile and work right.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

uses windows

programmer

[–] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok what the fuck? Who did this? What the hell is this? I hate being programmer now

[–] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's with the mozzie coil

Probably for the mosquitos flying around under the table.

[–] OmegaLemmy 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was going to list all the worst programming stereotypes but I can't bother can someone do it for me instead

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, but listing them by hand is annoying. Lemme research the lemmy api and spend months automating this simple task.