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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 155 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

This is most likely a joke. It hasn't been confirmed if the powder is/ were drugs.

https://112.ua/en/po-moskvi-rozguluvav-robopes-narkokurer-48225

"After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances."

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances."

Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏

[–] dust_accelerator@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What? Two packages?

One still? None left?

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[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i mean, those robots are like $50k a piece minimum right? and they're not particularly fast. it wouldn't make sense to use them as drug mules

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That doesn't look like a Spot but one of the cheaper copies.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just some brief searching shows me you can get them for under $1000 these days. It might actually be cost-effective.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Okay, you can quit snorting that anthrax now

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 111 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sounds extremely fishy. Those robo-dogs are expensive, they are slow - too slow to really act as couriers, and this is supposed to be Moscow - A city in a country under rather strict tech embagos, where you can't get them at the next corner shop.

[–] Rogers@lemmy.ml 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't tell too much from the picture but I believe that's a Chinese robot and China will ship to Russia from what I understand. And I've seen those as low as $1600 and anyone can order them online. It still sounds fishy maybe the cops want an excuse to get their own

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

yep china has several, my concern is the range on these are dogshit.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

Dogshit

Lol

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not to mention the Russian police uniform doesn't look like that.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

A city in a country under rather strict tech embagos

Chinese tech is not embargoed and, despite less cool videos, actually widely deployed.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 101 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago

This may be the coolest fucking thing ever

[–] janonymous@lemmy.world 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is exactly the Cyberpunk we expected. Cyberpunk has never been shy about being a dystopia.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Practically the definition of the genre. It's not typically "punk" if it's a glistening utopia.

Using robots to do conduct black market trade under the nose of the police sounds extremely punk.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 64 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is EXACTLY the type of thing I expected from a cyberpunk dystopia

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm kinda okay with that. Better than thought-crime surveillance Cyberpunk dystopia.

[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why not skip the neon bright lights and just go straight to a full on 1984?

[–] Akrenion@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I see your communist plot to combat light pollution. The sky must be filled with lights from advertisements or else you wouldn't know about the products that we already advertise on your phone and in your dreams. Stay in line citizen.

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The 3 industries that will always have the money and be on the forefront of innovation:

  1. Military
  2. Drugs
  3. Porn
[–] M33@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 3 weeks ago
[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

not so much if we'd legalize drugs.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

Something something big pharma....

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 8 points 3 weeks ago

Oh trust me... They would still have the money.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 39 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This would probably be cheaper to send over the border with drugs too.

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[–] szczuroarturo@programming.dev 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Im actually amazed that while we supposedly have robo dogs we still have photos so blurry that you cant see shit.

[–] Emi@ani.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I mean it's just matter of priority I suppose, if something is relatively cheap and effective there's no need to invest into 4k or higher quality cameras. Especially when you don't have the storage for a week of footage or few days that loop over each other. But that's just my assumption, if 4k becomes the norm and storage gets bigger and cheaper we might see good quality security footage.

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[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

To be honest I'm more worried because of Moscow than any robot dog.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Remember to tip your police officer and you'll be fine.

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Untraceable drug delivery? Sign me up

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Trivially traceable. Just follow the dog (discretely).

[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ugh, I hate those missions.

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[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doggo delivers mana powder until he gets head pats.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Cyberpunk we wanted

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

That's awesome, I love drug dealing robo-dogs

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Hi, is this robodog still available?

[–] humble_pete_digger@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

That's odd.
I think most of the time they just use dead drops, it's much safer.

Courier sticks drugs to a tree, walks away, sends a geo location of a drop to a buyer. Done.

Druggie just has to geolocate it, never meet in person.

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

In this case the dystopia is the prohibition and storm troopers, not the robot dog.

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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's hard for me to believe this strictly because A) those things are fucking expensive, and B) aren't they like ....hella fucking fast??

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

When can I get paid thousands of dollars to carry a USB drive 5 miles, assuming I manage to get away from a cybernetically enhanced Dolph Lundgren?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bump, Ubu, bump. Good dog.

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I was expecting this from quadcopters. I'd have thought they'd be more difficult to catch

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[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Robot Drug Delivery Dog is so much better than Robot NYPD Mass-Surveillance dog that I almost can't express how happy OP makes me.

https://apnews.com/article/robot-dog-nypd-61bd64c94360e30f110f65626cc1687c

The city’s first robot police dog was leased in 2020 by Adams’ predecessor, former Mayor Bill de Blasio, but the city’s contract for the device was cut short after critics derided it as creepy and dystopian.

Adams said he won’t bow to anti-robot dog pressure.

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