OK who tf is going around photoshopping Dutch Google translate results
"Sloemmed" "peanus" and "keur" aren't real words
"Ik sloeg de autodeur dicht op mijn penis" is an accurate translation
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
103 points (100.0% liked)
memes
22774 readers
9 users here now
dank memes
Rules:
-
All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup.
-
No unedited webcomics.
-
Someone saying something funny or cringe on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme. Post that stuff in !the_dunk_tank@www.hexbear.net, it's a great comm.
-
Va*sh posting is haram and will be removed.
-
Follow the code of conduct.
-
Tag OC at the end of your title and we'll probably pin it for a while if we see it.
-
Recent reposts might be removed.
-
No anti-natalism memes. See: Eco-fascism Primer
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
That one's totally legit tho 
What does it translate to?
It's owo-ified, and fake informal text before even that effect. Without the owoification:
whoops! The train is defective! We are working very hard to fix this. You might be better off cycling.
Obviously too informal to be a real.message (plus you can tell it's shopped)
But here's a translation including owo stuff
"Oopsie doopsie! The train is bwokie dwokie! We're wurking vewy hawd to make it work. mby you could go bwicycling instead owo"
"dicht min penis" ain't much better
Like... ALL the way up your penis? Am I on the weird part of the internet again?
op = on , no one's able to fit a car door in their urethra but maybe you'll get a Guinness World Record so try it
oh my sides
ow my peanus
peanus
The Dutch have to be a practical joke that went too far
Because it's not Dutch.
peanus
its transphobic to not slam your penis in a car door, get to work cissies.
the other word for penis is lul, lol
This is Monty Python and the Holy Grail level trolling.
#peanus