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[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

OK who tf is going around photoshopping Dutch Google translate results

"Sloemmed" "peanus" and "keur" aren't real words

"Ik sloeg de autodeur dicht op mijn penis" is an accurate translation

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's owo-ified, and fake informal text before even that effect. Without the owoification:

whoops! The train is defective! We are working very hard to fix this. You might be better off cycling.

Obviously too informal to be a real.message (plus you can tell it's shopped)

But here's a translation including owo stuff

"Oopsie doopsie! The train is bwokie dwokie! We're wurking vewy hawd to make it work. mby you could go bwicycling instead owo"

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

"dicht min penis" ain't much better

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like... ALL the way up your penis? Am I on the weird part of the internet again?

[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

op = on , no one's able to fit a car door in their urethra but maybe you'll get a Guinness World Record so try it