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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 109 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why? Did it not taste very good?

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

I love the idea that he is the biter and is mad that the cushions at this gym taste like shit

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some bottom was just working on tightening his ass. 😏

[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

We don't talk about that

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Which gym was that? I'm asking for uh.... science

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

So you found Mike Tyson’s gym, huh?

[–] nnullzz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Plot twist. It was their home gym.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Never skip jaw day

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

I used to be a regular gym rat but got a couple of warts because people are disgusting and don't clean the equipment after themselves.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah .... I was never a fan of that idea .... let's go to a public gym full of strangers that regularly spill or can potentially spill their bodily fluids.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just clean every machine before I use it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who doesn't?

I go a bit farther than most people and bring disinfecting wipes to wipe down before and after I use the machine. After seeing a gym employee pour half of one cleaning spray bottle into another and fill them both with water from the drink fountain, I decided I didn't trust gyms to have proper cleaning supplies.

By the time I die I will probably have spent a full gym's worth of equipment in wipes, but for now I still can't afford a home gym outside a couple free weights.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Can't you basically hit every muscle with a couple free weights anyway? Hell, a kettle bell is probably all you need.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

*wipe with towel

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are you intentionally trying to imply that people piss and bleed on the machines? I think people generally just sweat.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Hey man, some of us have to mark our territory before using it.

[–] Chewget@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sweat is stored in the balls?

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait, what?!

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Depends how far you want to go with "basically", I suppose.

[–] hex@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Content-wise, no. But, if there were two cups, one filled with urine, and one filled with sweat, I wouldn't want to touch or smell either cup.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Prince Andrew's Lemmy account?

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

That's just an omegaverse bench that's received its life mate.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago
[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I don't think bite marks last like that that long. My guess is the OP is the biter and faker.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Did previous user have an extra mouth on their neck?