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[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

[–] z500@startrek.website 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 105 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fellas is it ~~gay~~ liberal to eat chickpeas

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Or cold hamberders

[–] sozesoze@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

OH YEAAAHHH

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

"Tomato reduction"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Sorry, what?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Then they wouldn't have made it for lunch.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Don't forget you have to de-stone them as well.

[–] FierySpectre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Dried chickpeas are cheaper than canned ...

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

[–] 5715@feddit.org 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chickpea dictatorship.

A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

[–] 5715@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Aye dame, baba ganoush it is then

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Based all around

[–] bownage@beehaw.org 13 points 1 month ago

That hummus looks delicious 👌👌

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

Hey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.

[–] TGhost@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Lefty non sense 😂😂