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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 minutes ago

He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. Those who read his words of wit, eat the little balls of shit.

[–] Busyvar@jlai.lu 4 points 21 hours ago

Don't eat suppository this time

[–] jastyty@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Paracetamol

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fell on it.

No you didn’t.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

One in a million chance!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$--#

[–] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Humminum humminum nmimminim.

Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Crash test dummies?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

You summoned some shit with that last word

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

“Take as needed until symptoms improve”

[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

None can read. What I’ve written.

[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Stick it in her pooper!

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

One who runs behind car gets exhausted.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You skipped that apple again.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

[–] wiezy_lrwi@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?

[–] Superfool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

"Don't believe everything you read"

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's either lupus or sarkoidosis

[–] M33@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

Honk twice a day if you can read this

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

True… Or not I can’t tell.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"The kitchen here is contaminated."

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

L is real 2401

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"I need to do a rectal exam now"