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[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Plot twist: it was written by a hen with a crush

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I have some backyard chickens. One day a chick appeared on my porch and decided to follow my hens around and never left. Turns out roosters will find hens even in the middle of a small city.

[–] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have chickens, this is generally true. However, if you have too many roosters they will gangbang the hens to death and fight each other.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz 11 points 3 hours ago

Thank you for subscribing to animal gangbang facts.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Who the fuck googles "what do roosters do" lmfao

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Curious city kids? 🤷

[–] LunarVoyager@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Here they come to snuff the rooster

Yeah here come the rooster, yeah

You know he ain't gonna die

No, no, no oh, you know he ain't gonna die

Ain't found a way to kill me yet...

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Whoever wrote that was spot on though. Source: not a rooster but I have been called a cock before.

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Cocks are gorgeous to look at in many cases and have a lot of personality