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[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago

If they don't animate it with red deer, it's cultural appropriation

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It was really sad when they stopped drawing the deer.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

shut up Chandler, you're an empty husk

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

The mums death scene will have a nice calm music piece that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between Bambi and his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the gun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi's mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi's mums pooling blood.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

I would watch this movie.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 39 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Bambi: First Blood .... directed by Michael Bay

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Thumper: "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all."

fires rocket launcher at the hunter's lodge

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"Why do they call you Thumper? Oh..."

"Why do they call you Flower?"

"Flower Power." sets off nuke

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

aww they fuse up so fast

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Bambi: The Reckoning comes out next year. It's in the same universe as Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, apparently known as the Poohniverse.

[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 10 points 17 hours ago

SNL already did this half a decade ago with Dwaine Johnson.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I think this movie was already made.

[–] SteveNashFan@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

This time, his mother will be killed by an Abrams lens flair

[–] kubica@fedia.io 7 points 21 hours ago
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The giant antlers at the end didn't give it away?

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't seen it in a billion years.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Ah okay. At the end of the movie they show Bambi as a beautiful fully grown stag, like he's the king of the forest.