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Probably should've just asked Wolfram Alpha

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

one third plus one half of one third is one half.

[–] okamiueru@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Sure, but, what does that have to do with the AI answer? Wait.. Are you an AI?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Now ask it if a Third-of-a-Pound burger is bigger than a Quarter Pounder

[–] quant@leminal.space 3 points 15 hours ago

Did Google train Gemini on American dataset?

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 137 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not even moderately helpful for printer questions.

[–] Wilmo@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

80 year old grandmas trying to find the Ctrl and Alt buttons on her printer...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Did she look under the battery?

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 41 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

It sounds like some weird ritual that someone scratched into a notebook.

𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿?? under battery, m͟u͟s͟t͟ f͟i͟n͟d͟ k͟e͟y͟s͟

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wait did you edit this image? That's some effort you've put in.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I actually sent a bunch of prompts through image generators till it gave something close to what I wanted

Using generative AI to try and visualize generative AI

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Ah, that's why it's a bunch of symbols that make no sense, thanks for the clarification.

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 7 points 17 hours ago

Most desk side support is exactly that.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 66 points 1 day ago

What, your printer doesn't have a full keyboard under its battery? You've gotta get with the times my man.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ironically the one thing computers are normally good at.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Google's AI seems dumber than the rest, for example here's Kagi answering the same (using Claude):


edit: typoed question originally

Perhaps Google's tried to make it run too cheaply - Kagi's one doesn't run unless you ask for it, and as a paid product it'll have different priorities.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There are two meanings being conflated here.

"1/3 more" can mean "+ 1/3" or "* (1 + 1/3)“.

So "1/3 more than 1/3" could be 2/3 or 4/9, but not 1/2.

Instead 1/2 is 1/2 more than 1/3, not 1/3 more. That's the meme I've seen go around recently.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

~~Yes, and the Google AI response is correct (and quite clear) in what it says.~~ edit: Thanks Batman. I mean that Google's understanding of the question is logical (although still the maths is wrong as you say (now I've re-read you)) and its answer explained the angle it was answering from.

However, I think the reasonable assumption for the intention behind the question is relative to a whole. I had third of a pizza, and now I have an extra sixth of a pizza. It's subtle, but that's the kind of thing AI falls down on.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I agree with your assessment regarding the intention of the phrase. We're back at the silly arithmetic meme that hinges on not grouping terms explicitly and watching people yell at each other in the mistaken belief that there's one authoritative interpretation of an ambiguous string of symbols.

Still, the actual mistake remains. Why an extra 1/6 of the pizza? 1/3 of 1/3 is 1/9, not 1/6. That's 1/2 of 1/3.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought we were finally agreeing fully! My understanding of the question is "what is the difference between a third (of a pizza, say) and a half?"

1/2 - 1/3 = 1/6
1/2 = 1/3 + 1/6
a half is one sixth more than a third.

btw, I fixed my Kagi screenshot since I'd missed a word from the question (reading comprehension's clearly not my strong point today)

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Aha, yes. Somehow I forgot the difference interpretation for a moment. Oops!

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are saying "yes" to a comment explaining why the Google AI response cannot possibly be correct, so what do you mean "and [it's] correct"?

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Ah, you're right - I misunderstood jbrain's point to just be about the "relative to the original" understanding. Guess I'm no smarter than Google's AI.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kagi has Claude built in? I've been using it for a year and didn't know that.

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

This is why Kagi is a great company.

Nobody is getting LLM functionality shoved in their faces unless they wanted to.

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

It tries to auto-determine when to trigger, but you can explicitly trigger it by putting a question mark after your query.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is very clearly an example of bad AI, but maybe it was trying (and failing) to convey this?

Basically, 1/3 + 1/9 + 1/27 + 1/81 + ... + 1/3^n = 1/2.

Probably not. But maybe.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Or ⅓ + (⅓*½) = ½

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I’m thinking it’s trying to say:

(2/6) + (1/6) = (3/6) = (4/6) - (1/6)

But either in “colloquial English for those who want to give other people aneurysms” or “colloquial English for those trying to sound smarter but aren’t”

Basically that the degree of difference between a half and a third is the same degree of difference between a half and two thirds- and that degree of difference is “one part”.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's not trying to say either of them.

It's just guessing what word to say next, given the previous words in the context.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Definitely true, of course,

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 4 points 18 hours ago

1/3 is 1/2 of 2/3

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

(1/3) +(1/2)(1/3) = 1/2

Math checks out from this end.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"a half is one-third more than a third" should mean either

1/3 + 1/3 = 1/2

Or

1/3 + (1/3 × 1/3) = 1/2

Neither of which is true.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like 'a half is one-third more than a third' is ambiguous and same as in 'X is N% more than Y' one may use X or Y as 100%

I'm sure that one interpretation is more common, but I don't think that it is exclusively correct

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

Basically, "X is one-third more than Y" means either X = (4/3) × Y or X = Y + 1/3. I'm fine with either interpretation.

The problem is that with the values of X and Y in this example, neither interpretation produces a valid equation.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

1/3 more than 1/3 is 4/9. What you wrote is 1/2 more than 1/3, not 1/3 more of it.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"42"

"The answer to life the universe and everything is 42!?"

"Yes, I checked it quite thoroughly."

...

"But what was the actual question?"


Alternatively, garbage in, garbage out.

[–] zlatko@programming.dev 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

considering where the garbage came from, maybe we should stop shitposting :)

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 20 hours ago

That's like having google make a pizza with everything in my fridge then they complain that I also keep the dog's food in there.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe the intent is to make people even dumber. It’s just misinformation all the way down.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't even be surprised at this point. It seems the system is intentionally designed to discourage critical thinking and apparently knowing how to do math properly is too close for comfort now.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Someone I know had an old friend on their Facebook timeline say that schools should be reformed and don’t need classes like algebra. Then they proceeded to list fields kids could receive training for instead… and all of them required math of some sort.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh. I just noticed the extraneous word in the search, which might be throwing off the LLM trying to understand it.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I asked ChatGPT these questions and got sensible answers.

How much more is one half than one third?

[subtraction answer: 1/6 more]

That's one possibility, but what about the other way to interpret that question?

[ratio answer, but expressed as "1.5 times as much" rather than "1/2 more"]