He's a pro... crastinator.
It'll be fine.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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It starts melting the digital screen on your phone ..... OH MY GOD MY PHONE IS MELTING!!!!! THERE'S A FIRE!! WON'T SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!! MY PHONE!!!!
.... get into a verbal argument instead about how you had to stay online a while longer to write some important messages while she was gone and you didn't have time but you'll get to it once you finish more work you have do on your computer because you had a problem with an update that was running and had to download 2gb and it took forever because the internet was too slow .... and besides the fire isn't that big and you can open a window to let the smoke out.
“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”
"... because you're so selfish to begin with, I'm not putting the fire out ... (storms upstairs with their phone)"
Strong ADHD vibes.