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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago

Passenger: "Owwww! That fucking llama bit my arm!"

Airline personnel: "Quick sir, get on the plane before it attacks you again!"

Solving flight anxiety a bite at a time...

[–] the_real_monte@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They better not give those llamas any hats or this therapy will take a dark turn.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 11 points 5 days ago

Kaaaaaaaaaarl what have you done?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago

nobody would ever need therapy again

[–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

Ok but can they stop touching my balls because my skin is anything darker than #FFFFFF

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Boeing getting desperate with the distractions.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 5 days ago

Of course it's Portland.

[–] skysurfer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

They've been staples around the PDX airport for the last year or so. There is also Caesar the "no drama llama" who has been around the general Portland area for a number of years.

Always fun to run across.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Shamma llama dingdong!