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"No we're out right now."

"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"

"The online inventory is frequently off."

"NOOOOOOOO!"

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[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

they call because the online inventory isn't reliable, which is in fact pretty annoying? would you rather they came to find out in person?

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but they act all sassy about it

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that's weird, I'll do this sometimes and just be like "ah fuck thanks, yeah i know how computers are"

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah I'm specifically talking people who get pissy that the online inventory isn't 100% accurate. But if you believed it to be accurate, why did you call first?

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Just be like, 'Oh, you know what, it's actually here'

Customer ' Wait,uhh, are you sure? Can you check?'

'I'm sure, it's here'

'Have you checked?'

'As you said, The online inventory says it's here so it's here'

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Both of them are on a shelf reserved for pickup by this guy who reserves tons of shit and never picks any of it up. No I can’t remove it and sell it to you, my boss has been very clear about that.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

working in retail has calcified my position that no person should be allowed to enter any store for any reason

[–] D61@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Every customer interaction with a store is the Money Python and the Holy Grail bit with the French soldiers insulting the English knights scene...

Edit: I should spell Monty correctly, but its too late now, I'm committed.

[–] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Four Candles might be closer.

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

NGL, money pythons sound pretty scary.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

As someone in retail, online inventory is often off, which is why calling in is a good idea especially if the store's a long ways away. Asking for visual confirmation is a good way to ensure that the product is there. Customers want to believe that we have the product they want, though, and whether it's over the phone or in store I get many people every day going through the denial stage of grief when they hear that their precious product is not in store.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

I don't think it's the call itself that's annoying, that's just a smart thing to do, it's the customer being an ass towards the employee that's the issue. Like when a customer asks to double check the back, they can ask politely & reasonably or they can be a complete ass about it and act like we're squirreling away half the store out of sight.

In this case it's the customer acting like the online inventory is the be-all-and-end-all arbitrator of what the store has in stock and then belittling the employee (who has 0 control over the website, stock, or pretty much anything) for being "wrong"

When I managed to escape the anglosphere for a while I remember going to restaurants where I would order something and they'd be like "Naa, we don't have it." It was really quite refreshing and it was a joy for me to just get what was convenient to cook as opposed to having some complicated logistical system to get me a treat. I want to patronize more taverns where they give me a bowl of what's hot for a silver coin.