I'm just gonna think if this as a vaguely religious vore thing. Anybody want to eat me? But in a not traditionally sexual way, that will totally be sexual? Possibly with some ceremony?

It's not my usual, but I'm willing to try anything once. Or are we assigned roles somehow? Because, like, I dunno, I tend to take my meals pretty small, so I'm gonna need to, like, stretch or something if I'm the eater not the eatee.

[–] dustbunnies@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🤔 struggling to wrap my brain around this strange ritual and coming up with somebody getting gummed and raspberried all over, which does sound entertaining to witness and could bring about a state of religious ecstasy

[–] urmums401k@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nope. I light some incense. You unhinge your jaw and cover me in lube. Might need two tubes of pure oxygento respirate through while you do.

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

this phrase gave me a headache thanks

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do i explain to my gal pal and her gal pal that they are metamours with a bird who powerposts about farts?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

With more farts, duh

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Uh oh, you triggered one of the only times liberals will use violence.

Property rights!

preemptive strike

The bedroom is the property, not the girlfriend

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Damn right

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

@Civility@hexbear.net please

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

😔