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I work as a live-in chef for a billionaire. Ask me anything! (lemmy.nz)

submitted 1 week ago by dragonfucker@lemmy.nz to c/amafiction@lemmy.world

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For privacy reasons I can't reveal which billionaire, but yes, you've heard of him. I have my own bedroom next to the kitchen, and I'm expected to prepare breakfast, lunch, and dinner whenever he's home.

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[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Have you thought about poisoning them?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What food substitution do you do just to see if he notices?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 1 week ago

Teriyaki sauce for tonkatsu sauce. He has no idea what the difference is.