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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 54 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So 412 is the limit. Good to know.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't push it. Wait for half an hour if you're still hungry.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 40 minutes ago

Also, wait half and hour before swimming after you've eaten 412 nuggets.

[–] sourov@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

Then you would be half paralysed.

[–] ownsauce@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don't ruin the vibe

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 40 minutes ago

Oh no, we ruined cum.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world -4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.

I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that's your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No, like, what kind of sauce?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

All of them.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Steven Segal?

[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh that's easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

A true historical reference

[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I mean, it is shit posting

[–] pickman_model@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

Or at least one for each electoral vote.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

413 is amateur hour.