this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
157 points (91.5% liked)

Risa

6943 readers
172 users here now

Star Trek memes and shitposts

Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website
157
Would you risk the virus to click this game ad? (startrek.website)
submitted 1 year ago by Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
16 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
top 16 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rule of Acquisition #63: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I like profit ..... I just don't like profit THAT much

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sell that virus for a hundred gross of self-sealing stem bolts, and you're already on the road to profit.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But why would I need self-sealing stem bolts?

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You could triple your production of reverse-ratcheting routing planers!

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

I can see it for SSSBs because nobody even knows what they are actually for, but nog should have loved the idea of getting a piece of land. Buying up property and renting it out without actually providing any value yourself is one of the hallmarks of any successful ~~capitalist~~ ferengi. It’s just latinum in a different shape

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 1 year ago

I can't wait for crusader Kings ferenginar to release

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, I tried to click on this picture a dozen times before I read the title.

[–] Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry for the fake out

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would be very tempted… but then I’d also wonder if the ad was the best part. You know, like a great trailer for a crappy movie.

[–] cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Rule of acquisition number 239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product!

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the most cursed thing I've seen all day holy shit

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

"By viewing this image, you have consented to our privacy policy terms and conditions..."