My uncle jokingly told me.that if I farted and hiccuped at the same time I'd die. I was like 7. I fell for it. Bad. He had to call me at like 11 at night to tell me it wasn't true and just a joke so that I could stop crying and actually go to sleep that night. All because I got the hiccups and started to feel gassy........
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As a boy I was allowed to watch the movie „The fearless vampire killers“ (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fearless_Vampire_Killers) but I didn’t understand that this was comedy. The movie scared the soul out of me, I couldn’t sleep that night and have trouble falling asleep with my neck not covered since then.
About 20 years later I talked about that movie with a colleague and she was like „yeah, that’s funny“ and I was „no, that’s a horror movie“. She convinced me to rewatch it and I realized how funny it is and that it’s not scary at all.
But I hate vampires now. Forever.
When I was in 5th grade, I was worried about vampires, so I started wearing a cross. But I was an atheist and I didn't want anyone to think I was a christian, so I also wore a star of david.
That took a turn! And what did people think about you then?
Thomas the tank engine theme. I have no freaking idea why
To be fair, the original had some pretty disturbing scenes. I still remember the one where a train refused to leave a tunnel. So they bricked him in, left him there, and that was the end of the episode!
You know that bit in Aliens where Bishop gets attacked and all the...white stuff...comes out?
Yeah I was allowed to watch that a bit too young and even though I know it's silly I still can't watch it comfortably to this day!
The cover art for the Ghoulies movies freaked me out, like I would make a big deal about checking the toilet for those little goblins & needing the main light on in the bathroom so I could be sure they were not hiding in the toilet shadows. I was fine with a lot of other spooky stuff (and love horror now) but those goofy af toilet goblins were a major concern for years.
Robot voices! No clue why. Loved Portal as a kid, but had to play it muted because GLaDOS freaked me the hell out.
Really, a better question would be what didn't frighten me as a kid, but my most disruptive fear was of construction equipment (excavators, backhoes, etc). When I was in kindergarten, I refused to get out of the car to go to school for nearly a week because there was construction being finished on the school grounds.
I was one of those kids that found creepy things really cool. Really the one thing I can think of is werewolves. I was scared that I would become a werewolf or some other type of were creature if I got bit. Nowadays I too find that kinda cool.
Sink Holes. I was an early reader and somehow picked up a book on sink holes and for years I thought any hole in the ground would suddenly open up and swallow me and my family whole.
My brother got a copy of the Jumanji board game and convinced me it was the real thing. I always sat as far away from the board game shelf as I could.
I always tried to avoid letting the water heater see me. I thought it would kill me with its flames if it spotted me.
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