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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That is a PERFECT representation for the God of the Gaps fallacy. Like dude hit the definition right on the head gosh dang.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That guy IS a demon. He is prentending not to know for manipulative reasons.Same kind of rat as the blond UK fuckface, you know the one.

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago
[–] graphene@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think that maybe losing his job at fox news phased him more than he let on

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

He expected to be his own brand, like Musk or Trump or Limbaugh. When he realized he was still just another faceless interchangeable mouthpiece, that definitely fucked his ego.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Enrico motherfucking Fermi, motherfuckers.

[–] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Most well paid clueless man, maybe

[–] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, would love to see him, Eric Weinstein, Terrence Howard, Eric dubay, James tour, and Billy Carlson stuck in a room that they can't leave until they can prove one of their worldviews to be plausible. Would be the most entertaining thing ever watching them argue while pretending they agree with each other bc they have to pretend they are all thinking the same thing or their whole "mainstream academia" thing falls apart.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

this is like 80% the plot of Johnathan Hickman and Nick Pitarra's The Manhattan Projects unironically

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 219 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude went to see Barbie a second time to seethe about feminism. Entirely missed Openheimer. "Too long, too sciency."

[–] sxan@midwest.social 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Curse you. You stole my outtake.

"In other news, Carlson fell asleep ten minutes in to Oppenheimer, and Barbie made him uncomfortable."

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He saw Barbie and thought it needed more spanking.

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[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 154 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Demon cores aren't literal.

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[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 136 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

In case anyone wants the answer, it's late December 1938, when two physicists went for a walk in the snow near Stockholm to discuss findings a colleague sent via letter.

Further reading: Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Given Tucker's views on women, I don't see a discrepancy

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 109 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Been a lot of "demon" talk from him lately. Tucker's literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have never met a person who can isolate the moment when Tucker Carlson became Alex Jones. So, where did it come from exactly? ...it's very clear to me both are demons.

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Courting the same demographic

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"I have never met a person who can..."

Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is a technique of theirs "I've never met _____, therefore ____."

[–] ShaggyBlarney@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everybody knows Marie Curie was a woman and woman's contributions to science just don't exist or even register. Women scientists are literally the devil. /s

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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can’t tell if real or satire

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 56 points 1 week ago

My default now is to assume it's real. Haven't been wrong lately.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

How most dumb people reason.

I have no personal experience of this thing, so it must mean it's not real.

If i dont know, nobody knows.

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Of course not. That would require him acknowledging women in science. That would be Marie Curie.

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

The real question is: and????
So we're harvesting demonic forces to power our shit?
That's fuckin' metal duuuuude. If you're trying to make nuclear sound bad you failed.

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the ol’ “if I don’t know something, then it MUST be X” argument.

Substitute X for whatever ya like! Demons, ghouls, demon ghouls…the possibilities are endless!

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[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've got the impression that Tucker Carlson is going after Alex Jones his audience. Tucker Carlson peddling crazy conspiracy theories right when the chickens are coming home to roost for Alex Jones, imo that's no coincidence. Tucker never was stupid, he just has no morals, so he never had a problem with publicly stating stuff that he personally didn't believe in. Grifters gonna grift.

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

every video clip I see of him he turns more and more red

seems like demon skin to me

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[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 34 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Wasn't there a big budget biopic on Oppenheimer that released last year?

I can't recall the name of it... But it was for sure centered on Oppenheimer while he helped develop nuclear fission weapons.

If anyone can remember the name of that biopic that focused on Oppenheimer, please let me know, it's killing me.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 7 points 6 days ago

There was a really big popular movie last year, I think it was called "The Barbie Movie"

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Wondering if he got syphilis, or some other degenerative brain disease? Almost feel sorry for him

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:

What the fuck‽

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[–] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN HOW TO MAKE GUNS TUCKER, HUH??? I WOULD LIKE YOU HEAR YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION, WAS IT LITERALLY FUCKING GOD WHO CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND WENT "hey guys check out this sick thing i just did" PLEASE TUCKER, PLEASE TELL ME.

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's well documented that Tucker doesn't believe the things he says. He's just saying things for money.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's like toothpaste, how does it work? When was it invented? Clearly demons at play!

My son when he was 6 probably.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuckin’ nuclear power, man, how does that work?

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[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you please wake me when the post fact and post science period of humanity is over?

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