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[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Computer, give me the most Reddit-coded sentence

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Are you ready to suffer? agony-yehaw

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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

My clockwork orange conditioning would be a reading of this over footage of violence.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

wow.. this was pretty incredible

was this manual work or did you have some bazinga machine do some on the top 5 comments per year for 10 years?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I found it on reddit-logo's /r/copypasta sub and just copy-pasted it.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Le epic baconator

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Excellent point, thank you PUSSY_SMASHER_69

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

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[–] REgon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

You need to thanks for gold too, otherwise awful (approving)

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Poetic (derogatory)

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ummm, le epic france is bacon ~~narwhals~~ derps at midnight?

[–] gon@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

this angers me beyond reason

[–] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

how I picture the tenant from hellcostanza-maoist

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You know what chumpfuckery and fuckcrustable means?

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody does, they’re just trying to impress a girl.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

They're nonbinary, thank you very much! soviet-huff

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I know chump and fuck and hell and damn and shit

All the good swears

[–] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

fuckcrustable is a portmanteau of the words fuck and uncrustable, chumpfuckery is a portmanteau of chump and dumbfuck turned into a verb

[–] goose@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wish I could be as self-actualized as this tweet

I can’t put into words the quality that this tweet embodies, but whatever it is, it’s 100% fully the platonic ideal of that thing

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

I can’t put into words the quality that this tweet embodies, but whatever it is, it’s 100% fully the platonic ideal of that thing

I think it's a lanyard-wearing not-racist who got really mad when obama-medal beat hillary-contempt once upon a time and never quite let that go, just like they never let go of the belief that drinking wine is some kind of magic health and longevity potion and not just the result of a bad study with dubious conclusions.

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

i think i hate this

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

They used cromulent wrong, unless their day was an acceptable fuckcrustable.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

libbing-out 🍷clink🍷maybe-later-honey

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

As it was written

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I think i liked the libs more when they needed drinky, now they needy genocidey

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Hopefully they drank themselves to death over that post. What a shit post. Not a shitpost. A shit post.

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Try some turpentine Tommy!

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I forgot Tom was a landlord

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

None of these words are in the Bible. very-smart

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I get you Tommy I need drinky too

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Booze increased 20% so did your rent.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

episode one character