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[–] Emi@ani.social 44 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Po tat oes!

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can stick them anywhere ...

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I was hanging curtains naked in my kitchen...

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 40 points 6 days ago

When life give you lemon, you trade it with potato.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Choose life, choose potato, choose a fuckin big television!

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago

Halloween give you choose.

Is potato

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 6 days ago

Hilarious concept. We had someone do that around here.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Potatoes are one of the most delicious and versatile foods on the planet in my opinion. They can be a side dish in so many ways orthe main dish. I go through about 10 lbs per month on my own. I fucking love taters yo

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Potatoes were popular last year, so now we're including potatoes, jars of gravy, and little cans of baked beans buried in the candy bowl this year.