CAUCASIANS AREN’T WHITE, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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I apparently have some Irish blood in me, so I'm gonna say that I'm not white due to the fact that the Irish are based AF.
But idea: stirring up racism against various ethnicities within the white supremacist movement
Our message to every great grandchild of 
"legal immigrants" in this country: you're going back too.
Being deported to a country that wasn’t even unified by a single state when their great great grandparents emigrated
You're going back to both Sicilies.
Looks like my father's whole family and I will be deported to Italy.
Sending Italians-Americans to colonize Italy, Liberia style.
Literally what happened with Eastern Europe, where half of the post-1991 political elite are children of gusanos.
explain
POC: people of cannoli
so many anime avatars
maybe they would be less permanently raging if they picked up a more fulfilling hobby. Doesn't even have to be a social one. You can still be isolated as shit and, idk, learn an instrument or something. Have to imagine that watching escapist cartoons with all your free time isn't the best way to reach inner peace
Too much otaku/weeb ideology falls into a pit of misanthropy, misogyny, and racism in general.
"why do I always have fascists around me when I'm only doing it ironically?"
Ayo that username 
These people should be very easy to troll into posting their genetic tests.
The new version of post hog
"Big words for someone who hasn't even verified their ancestry."
"I'll have you know my blood line is as straight as an arrow. No forks. No branches. Fuck you!"
post haplogroup
My mom is white and her test came back like 115% white with a 2% margin of error. No joke, all her people came from Britain with some Scandinavian DNA likely from before the Battle of Hastings. There is a small chance she has some German, French, and Estonian.
So then there's me and it always cracks me up when racists want to compare DNA. Since "one-drop" is a fuck, that would likely backfire on them. Of course I'd still get deported and they'd get to stay because it's all vibes based and DNA tests are nonsense.
no Americans should be deported and the natives should be the only ones to stay
Soo... just deport the immigrants?
The white ones
The rest can say
Just to clarify I meant that the white people are the immigrants
all whites deported from north amerikkka, those not wanting to go to be locked in cages and wait for an asylum hearing with indigenous people
I feel like I could take over a British town by my self. The italians did it. How hard could time be.
Seriously what are they gonna do, pull a butter knife on us and blow a whistle to call the cops?
I feel like I could just bluff and say that I am defended from inbred Germans and they woudl instinctively just do whatever I told them to do.
I have said this to my Phillipino co workers when they've gotten dicked around by the immigration department (usually just paperwork bullshit) and I'll say it again "I'd happily ship off 10-15 white dudes to keep you around. I could provide names and addresses even.". Most of the people I don't want here were born here.
Whenever someone brings up debating rhetoric and terms, that's a cue to punch them in the nose.
Appeal to kinetics. 
I think the coin toss between "potential comrade" and "fascist" when it comes to anime avatars involves a loaded coin.
