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[–] spacesatan@lemm.ee 110 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 weeks ago

It's pretty accurate, she isn't actually eating any spaghetti, she's just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Aaah, look at all the lonely people

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all come from?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all belong?

(4chan, the answer is 4chan)

[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Eleanor Rigby

Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lives in a dream

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I love that song, but i prefer Thrice's version as that's how i first heard it.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's really sad. People aren't meant to be lonely.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It is, but the beatles song is lovely

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 35 points 2 weeks ago

if you would like to do the same

Thanks but I'll pass, buddy

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

There is italian music playing

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Anon sounds like me

[–] python@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My husband currently isn't living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

"FUCK, Susan! Getchyo needy ass another man! I can't be witchu 24/7! I got snake shit to do!"

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Abby Shapiro?

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Found the one I was thinking of:

Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Aww... That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.

Pity. It's far and away the nicest one I've seen.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 3 points 2 weeks ago