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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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The slogan "Meat meets meat"

Probably one of the grossest thoughts I've had this week. It makes me thing about Smosh's Beef 'n Go video from 16 years ago.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Big news!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How much news can there possibly be?

[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Someone isn't familiar with the competitive 'noff scene

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

11/10

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

There exists lube that's supposed to smell like cum. I don't see why there isn't a market for one that tastes like a microwave dinner.

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

I am disgisted, horrified, bamboozled, and intrigued.

what are those names, what horrible design, what a weird premise. I want some... for research purposes, I assure you. I want to horrify other people with this cursed knowledge.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Give them a pitch
https://www.fuchs.com/us/en/company/about-fuchs/mission-statement/
Fuchs
Lubricants. Technology. People.

  • LUBRICANTS. FUCHS focuses on lubricants and offers solutions for all requirements and fields of application in the world of lubricants.
  • TECHNOLOGY. FUCHS claims technological leadership in strategically important fields of application and is acknowledged as the number one technology partner by its customers. Not only does FUCHS focus on its own lubricants, it also takes a holistic approach, paying close attention to the processes in place at its customers.
  • PEOPLE. FUCHS' dedicated corporate culture, coupled with its loyal and motivated workforce, is the strategic key to its success. Our employees form the basis for this success.